Thursday, August 03, 2006
We are offering our services
Even though the cWo blog has not been updated in a while we would just like to remind you that we are cool, and we are better then you...thats no lie. But do not worry you can be cool too, just leave a message of interest on our tag board and for a small fee of $10 you will receive 3 lessons on how to be cool.
Just remember, it's not alright to be a loser. Until next time this has been a cWo advertisement.
Posted at 07:58 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Saturday, January 14, 2006
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Cool World Order Productions
The cWo are taking time out of their busy schedule of world domination to step up into tinsel town and produce their very own movie.
WHIP'D
Plot outline: Brett Hardy (Brett Middleton) was going out with Amanda, until she dumped him for a guy named Matt who she did it on a tramploline with. Angered by this Brett gets his friends Nutman (Chris Dastoor) and Nick Foley (Nick Brewin) to help set up some pranks on Amanda and Matt to get their revenge.*
Only a few of the roles have been filled. There are still many roles open for audition. If you are interested in auditioning for any of the roles contact Nutman or Nick at thegreatnutman69@hotmail.com and here_comes_the_money69@hotmail.com.
Open Roles: (character - description)
Amanda - Brett's gf. She is the lead woman in the movie. Gets to make out with Brett and Matt in the movie.
Matt - The guy that Amanda cheats on Brett with.
Shaun Foley - Nick's retareded cousin who dropped out of college.
Denley the Nerd - Brett, Nick and Nutman's friend who helps them come up with plans for their revenge.
Shooting to begin in late december/early january.
More information coming later.
*Based on a true story - some details may or may have not been change to better suit the movie.
Posted at 01:45 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Monday, October 03, 2005
How cWo shirts work for you...

The cWo shirts have only been released for like ten days, but the amount that have been sold already is truly amazing. Thousands were sold in the first few minutes of the release. People even camped out in front of the classiest clothing stores around Australia to get a hold of their very own cWo T-shirts.

Within ten days over nine hundred thousand shirts have been sold around Australia. On Tuesday, the cWo shirts will hit the American and European markets. Fashion experts are expecting the same success overseas that we have seen here.
How the cWo shirts can improve the quality of your life

Meet Denley. He's 18 years old and has always has always gone through life having to deal with the fact that he's not cool. However, his luck changed not to long ago, when he won a cWo contest and received a free cWo T-Shirt. Now look at him. All the women want him now. And this of course, is all thanks to the cWo. You're welcome, Denley. P.S. he got action at my house, at my party! Now that's... that's cool!
God Bless the cWo.

the cWo would like to thank the very talented and sexy Amelia Birve for the production of the cWo T-Shirts. Now that... that's cool!
Posted at 07:11 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Friday, September 23, 2005
cWo shirts... Now That's Cool
Now is the time you've all been waiting for... the release of the BRAND NEW cWo shirts.

Now That's... That's Coooooooooooooooooooool.
Shirts are available in small, medium, large, extra large, extra extra large and S***** large.
Guess who ditched the old nWo to join the cWo...

That's right it's none another than HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!!!! brother.

...and guess who's modelling her very own cWo ladies wear... that's right, none other than Hilary Duff. Look how much hotter she looks wearing the cWo ladies wear and not having that Good Charlotte fag next to her.

Popular and extremely funny talk show host Conan O'Brien shows of the new cWo suits. He'll look snazzy the next time he goes to a business meeting, formal event or even on his own show.
Now these shirts are 100% cotton and are going out for the cheap price of $29.99* so hurry and get them soon before they all get sold out.

This entry was published by Nutman and Nick Foley of the cool WORLD order.
*Ladies wear $59.99; Suits $199.99
Posted at 10:57 am by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
This entry is dedicated to our good friend Denley.
Denley, sorry you're not as as cool as us. We understand that you're upset with us cos you are jealous. You have to understand that to be in the cWo you HAVE to be cool. Unfortunately, you lack this quality. However, there are no losers on the cWo blog. Just for playing you can get a free cWo shirt (preview coming soon) and a plate of meat.

But wait... there's more. If you are feeling lucky... you can take what's in the box... would you like to take what's in the box Denley???
Posted at 01:29 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
we are better then you and we know it...you know it...god even your mums know it....i bet even your pets know it....
but you guys could be cool to, due to our new cWo system....which makes you go from loser to not as much of a loser.
one of our products is the cWo shake, which comes in many flavours such as cool chocolate and we r better then you orange, and so damn hot strawberry....
pictured below is one of our cWo shakes....this is what will make you semi cool...not as cool as us though, that is impossible.

Posted at 06:31 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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Saturday, July 30, 2005
We are the cWo and we are taking OVER
NOW THAT......THATS COOL
Posted at 09:18 pm by Brett_Nut_Nick
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